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Frank Costanza: Kramer, I obtained your message. Ns haven"t celebrated Festivus in years! What is her interest?Kramer: Well, just tell me everything, huh?Frank Costanza: many Christmases ago, I checked out buy a doll because that my son. I reach because that the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, i realized there had to be another way!Kramer: What happened to the doll?Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. However out the that, a brand-new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!Kramer: that must have been some type of doll.Frank Costanza: She was.
Frank Costanza: and at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family members around, and also you call them every the means they have disappointed you over the previous year.Kramer: Is there a tree?Frank Costanza: No. Instead, there"s a pole. It requires no decoration. I discover tinsel distracting.Kramer: Frank, this brand-new holiday of yours is scratching me right where i itch.Frank Costanza: Let"s do it then! Festivus is on the back! I"ll acquire the pole the end of the keen space.
Kramer: great news. Yeah, the strike has been settled. I"m going back to work.Jerry: What strike?Kramer: Yeah, H&H Bagels. That"s where I worked.Jerry: You?Elaine: Worked?Jerry: Bagels?Kramer: Yeah. Look, see. I still have actually my business card.
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Jerry: Why didn"t girlfriend ever point out this?Kramer: Jerry, ns didn"t want you to recognize I was out of work. It"s embarrassing.